Founder's Edition Future Corpse Unisex T
Black Heather / XS
$30.00
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T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack.
Super soft. Breathable. Just the right amount of stretch....and sass.
Let’s be honest - we’re all future corpses. Some of us just have better documentation.
This limited Founder Edition tee was designed for the Last Responder community - the professionals who face mortality with resilience, reverence, and a little well-earned sarcasm.
It’s built for long shifts, conferences, and off-duty laughs. A subtle nod to those who understand life by studying death.
Because if you can’t laugh at the inevitable… you probably work in the wrong field.
🖤 Limited Founder Edition
🖤 Unisex fit
🖤 Designed for those who speak for the silent
A little dark. A little honest. Completely human.
Life is temporary. Good shirts don’t have to be.
The details....
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Founder's Edition Future Corpse Unisex T
$30.00
Super soft. Breathable. Just the right amount of stretch....and sass.
Let’s be honest - we’re all future corpses. Some of us just have better documentation.
This limited Founder Edition tee was designed for the Last Responder community - the professionals who face mortality with resilience, reverence, and a little well-earned sarcasm.
It’s built for long shifts, conferences, and off-duty laughs. A subtle nod to those who understand life by studying death.
Because if you can’t laugh at the inevitable… you probably work in the wrong field.
🖤 Limited Founder Edition
🖤 Unisex fit
🖤 Designed for those who speak for the silent
A little dark. A little honest. Completely human.
Life is temporary. Good shirts don’t have to be.
The details....
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!